I wasn't drunk...but I did fix a drink after this.

I have this friend that just gets me. Or at least laughs even when she can’t comprehend why I say the things I say. Probably because she has a fair amount of ridiculous in herself and understand that not everything has to be appropriate or make sense. This friend, Kelly, and I, along with 3 of our other girl friends are headed to Kansas City in April to see Britney Spears perform for the second time since high school. When we went the first time, Kelly single-handedly started the wave throughout the arena. She’s that sort of girl.

The other day we were texting back and forth about the upcoming Britney pilgrimage:

Me:

I don’t care as long as I get to hold hands with Britney. That’s totally going to happen, right?

Kelly:

Yeah, no sweat. I talked to Brit last night actually. She also said she really wanted to make out but has had a cold. Sorry Jess.

Me:

Damn. Well I should think if she takes some vitamin c tablets she will be better by April.

Kelly:

Oh yeah. I forgot that’s a ways.

Me:

Yea I think she’ll be good to go. Because it’s probably like when you have a hot date planned and then realize, shit I’ll be on my period then, no nooky. So you jack around with your birth control so you’re all clear for hot sex. It’s just like that right?

Kelly:

I can’t believe all that stuff just came from you. That sounded like what a teenage boy thinks a girl would say.

Me:

Hahahahaha I wondered what your response would be. I’m laughing and crying now.

Kelly:

Are you drunk again?